Dumb Stuff

This is a collection of those quips, jokes and lists that people tend to send around via email. These are a few of the ones I've enjoyed.

Please note that I am not the author of any of these. In fact, I haven't even recently read through some of them. So if you find some piece or bit offensive or inappropriate (I'm sure there can't be much of that), I take no responsibility for it.

So click away and enjoy. But read them carefully. They tend to disappear as you read them. Email me if you saw one you liked and can't seem to find it again.
Little Kids Talking about Love Why God is Not Tenured If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer The Best Excuses for Sleeping at Your Desk An Alliterative version of the Prodigal Son
Very Important Questions List of the World's Shortest Books Fun Words To Use In A Sentence Kids Talking about Music Kids Talking about Science
Operating Systems as airlines Operating Systems as beer Politically Correct Santa Claus An Exciting Ripoff Opportunity The Mathematics of Santa Claus
True Headlines A Great Warranty: Read Carefully What Key Was That In? Back When I Was A Kid Why Men Shouldn't Be Ordained
A Prof Reviews "Cat in the Hat"